aipinger

other than crystal dear,
val val is another dear who is really nice to me too.
we spent 14 days together in Cambodia.

There is nothing more beautiful than sarcasm.
That is definitely an overstatement but it should balance the moronic comment which says that sarcasm is the lowest form of humor.
Now, whoever made that statement was desperately in need of a rectal broomstick extraction procedure.

Sarcasm usually requires a quick wit, and the ability to extract the minutest points of weakness in a conversation.
So it is quite unlikely that it is the lowest form of humor as some would like to call it.
Perhaps not being able to enjoy sarcasm is directly related to not having the ability to come up with sarcastic comments,
which in turn creates a feeling of inadequacy,
which in turn can spawn a Napoleon complex,
that can cause someone to logicise that sarcasm is the humor of the stupid.

“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.”
- Ashleigh Brilliant

“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
- Groucho Marx

http://www.sarcasmsociety.com/sarcasticquotes


HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
REALLY, WE NEED SMART PEOPLE TO TALK CONTENT.
in the world we are living in now,
playing with words has become another form of ART.

sky cant eat anymore bread,
groomer said, "he has too much yeast on his nose which resulted in hair loss on that spot."
no wonder i thought he's getting cuter.

i gave chelsea some herbal tea and lied to her its coke.
she drank it like plain water and asked for more.
Children....

on orchard road...
me, "wahhh all branded cars lehhhh!"
gugu, "so what, mine is all paid, theirs still on loan."

to set myself some goals,
1. jog myself to ah mah's house every weekend.
2. bring sky down for walks everytime strangers come see the house. hates it like constipation.

checks checks checks checks
we all love checks,
we all hate cats.
but do we say that?
we do not say that!



 

this is what happens when a peranakan girl comes together with the chinese one.
since it's nehsy's 19th birthday yesterday,
here's something for you!

awww nehsy oh nehsy,
while i almost choked on your bimbotism,
while i almost suffocate at your heels,
you treat me so nicely sometimes i regretted not being one of those easily excited.
oh nehsy oh nehsy,
while you are already a woman,
while you are still my besty friend,
i am so glad you found a nice man who cares so much for you.
here nehsy oh nehsy,
while you hold on to the key to freedom,
while you smile all day to nothing,
i duplicate more keys for you where you can find them again and again.

i dont speak wellness.
i dont do praises,
but you recognise all my nods and laughter  :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEHSY NEH!


  SIGNING OFF, POKSY
 

just back from cruise and yes you guessed it!
i had my last 2 wisdoms extracted!

the achy pain is........ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
drives me crazier than nicole and crystal's 45 degrees.

busy buzz buzz....
bees travel around individually,
but still help each other out in times of trouble!

think, bees.



this is an announcement for all individuals who are actively uploading photos on different various online platforms.
such as nicole
STOP LOADING STUPID PHOTOS OF ME
I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH OF IT!

oh come on!
i have a whole lot of them already and its still growing!
but then again, who gets tired of looking at ugly things.

cruise comes tomorrow.
the thought of being disconnected from the rest of the world sets my tail bone twitching in joy.

BYE BYE MY LOVED ONES......

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BONNIEEEEEEEE!!!
JUST FOR YOU, meryl streep rocks.

the disance between doing and did is only a 1cm line thickness away.
however what you feel would be a distance too different to measure.

not that i dont know what this feels like.
but what im feeling now is really amplified.
this competition is killing me.
but im holding on to my believe that i would be feeling great after this whole thing is over
because at the end of the day,
i would simply feel that i

just do it.

just did it.