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aipinger

the more i see, the less i know


flying.
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ah mahs and gongs plus a whole lot of my family members are now on the plane,
will be landing in New Zealand in half an hours time!
im mentally with them although im still here...

just the day before,
mummy randomly asked me if she should get a tatoo.
i was traumatized.
then i thought maybe it can be quite cool to get it together.

no hiew
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ms tan would say my nose is unhappy this morning.
i was blowing my nose while shitting.


its burning!
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human fats, the cure for wrinkles.
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watching prom night...
one by one they are dieing........

first stop!
The Peranakan Museum.























wisdom is not with the deholder.
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other than crystal dear,
val val is another dear who is really nice to me too.
we spent 14 days together in Cambodia.



hohoho merry christmas....

while christmas is coming,
i was struck by something bad.

john and aaron are good friends.
something happened one day that cause a BIG explosion in the science lab.
and that explosion had something to do with john.
aaron, being like-that in nature,
told harry, his besty friend about it.
somehow, words turned out in such a way that john, instead of the science lab exploded.
so aaron is very worried because john has not been talking to him since the breaking news.
aaron apologised because he thinks he's somehow in the wrong and thats what his mummy told him to do too.
finally one rainy day, john decided to start talking to aaron again!
aaron is happy, because everyone is happy.
looking back, aaron was afraid of the explosion too.

mummy, dont lie to yourself.
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first it was resort world interview,
then it was home
and finally, to shell's.

mummy said she dont need me.
if i were to leave,
never come home again.
i said, 'dont lie to yourself.'
and left for the night.

some stupid boys ambushed the bus with what seemed like eggs.
i thought that was quite fun.


boo hoo
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whats funnier than a bad hair cut.
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extracted below is what i happen to chance upon in the net.
it is extremely entertaining i find.
could not stop laughing.


There is nothing more beautiful than sarcasm.
That is definitely an overstatement but it should balance the moronic comment which says that sarcasm is the lowest form of humor.
Now, whoever made that statement was desperately in need of a rectal broomstick extraction procedure.

Sarcasm usually requires a quick wit, and the ability to extract the minutest points of weakness in a conversation.
So it is quite unlikely that it is the lowest form of humor as some would like to call it.
Perhaps not being able to enjoy sarcasm is directly related to not having the ability to come up with sarcastic comments,
which in turn creates a feeling of inadequacy,
which in turn can spawn a Napoleon complex,
that can cause someone to logicise that sarcasm is the humor of the stupid.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
- Ashleigh Brilliant

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
- Groucho Marx

http://www.sarcasmsociety.com/sarcasticquotes


HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
REALLY, WE NEED SMART PEOPLE TO TALK CONTENT.
in the world we are living in now,
playing with words has become another form of ART.


heirless & hairless
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sky cant eat anymore bread,
groomer said, "he has too much yeast on his nose which resulted in hair loss on that spot."
no wonder i thought he's getting cuter.

i gave chelsea some herbal tea and lied to her its coke.
she drank it like plain water and asked for more.
Children....

on orchard road...
me, "wahhh all branded cars lehhhh!"
gugu, "so what, mine is all paid, theirs still on loan."

to set myself some goals,
1. jog myself to ah mah's house every weekend.
2. bring sky down for walks everytime strangers come see the house. hates it like constipation.

checks checks checks checks
we all love checks,
we all hate cats.
but do we say that?
we do not say that!



 



smile! you're on candid camera!
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dont you just love action-packed photos.
i am extremely happy to play the bully.
just cant contain my excitement and amusement.



love lizards, love, weights.



who-in-the-world can ever capture this kind of photo......
i got that shot.




her fork went into my hair....................... yucks much



thats all for the eyes out there.
dont you just love unglam shots.
theres much more to it than pretty-flawless-angelic-sexy-all-is-well-that-ends-well photos.
yes yes
ms tan said before ,"why is aiping always spoiling the photos."

i agree because i like it that way.

black and white.
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this is what happens when a peranakan girl comes together with the chinese one.
since it's nehsy's 19th birthday yesterday,
here's something for you!

awww nehsy oh nehsy,
while i almost choked on your bimbotism,
while i almost suffocate at your heels,
you treat me so nicely sometimes i regretted not being one of those easily excited.
oh nehsy oh nehsy,
while you are already a woman,
while you are still my besty friend,
i am so glad you found a nice man who cares so much for you.
here nehsy oh nehsy,
while you hold on to the key to freedom,
while you smile all day to nothing,
i duplicate more keys for you where you can find them again and again.

i dont speak wellness.
i dont do praises,
but you recognise all my nods and laughter  :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEHSY NEH!


  SIGNING OFF, POKSY
 


eating too much
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im going to escape into the blogskin where only mosquitoes and dirt are the scariest things.

cheena pong!
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tak mengs is 19.
already.
haggard and old, poor man.
worried if he would ever get married at this age,
wonder if anyone  would look after him... when he can no longer walk...

THE BOY WHO OWNS A CROWN.


back to reality, which sadly, is a subset of stress, anxiety, anger, stupidity and pure cruel facts.
the verdict will be out tml.
CIMS COMPETITION

all i can ask for with my humble thumbing heart, ....


 

chillin while cruisin
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cruise, not all that all exciting.
its suppose to be relaxing.
it has really maintained what it was since the 1990s.
when i say maintain, i really mean no progress.
alittle outdated maybe...
or maybe youths are just not part of their consideration.
the cruise seem to have shrunk from the last time i was there. 
cabins are soooo small, CLAUSTROPHOBIA!
its main target audience i must say are gamblers.
they are soooo 'drunk' they are practically bumping into people every time they near one.
i think someone might just lose their virginity without feeling the pain in the casino.
because... they are so immune to it.
while i intently stare at every asshole that as much as touch me with so much hatred in my eye,
those asshole just take it in their pride and continue with the next predicted losing game.

PLEASE LAH STOP GIVING MONEY AWAY AND WAKE UP.

just after i landed on land,
we got started with projects.
i must say, i am very much frustrated, sick and tired about it.
i might just jump into the sea if i were on cruise now.

but NO i cant bear that thought.
i may be ugly,
stupid,
good at nothing,
non leadership material,
attitude problem,
bad tempered,
fierce,
cold blooded,
i will still bear the thought of the endless sky, the morning sun rise and my ah mah's wrinkled face in my little selfish heart.

I WILL NOT AVOID THE OBSTACLE,
I WILL GRAB IT IN MY BARE HANDS AND SLAM IN INTO THE CONCRETE WALLS.
I WILL KEEP SMASHING IT ON DIFFERENT PLATFORMS UNTIL IT BREAKS DOWN.
that might be an over-statement, but... you get the idea.



back and PAIN
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just back from cruise and yes you guessed it!
i had my last 2 wisdoms extracted!

the achy pain is........ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
drives me crazier than nicole and crystal's 45 degrees.


the world as big as a hive
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busy buzz buzz....
bees travel around individually,
but still help each other out in times of trouble!

think, bees.



this is an announcement for all individuals who are actively uploading photos on different various online platforms.
such as nicole
STOP LOADING STUPID PHOTOS OF ME
I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH OF IT!

oh come on!
i have a whole lot of them already and its still growing!
but then again, who gets tired of looking at ugly things.

cruise comes tomorrow.
the thought of being disconnected from the rest of the world sets my tail bone twitching in joy.

BYE BYE MY LOVED ONES......



Chang's Charisma
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chang chang chang chang!



chih ching is 22 already!
old and naked and stomach full of clams and ever so happy and and and........ old, yet again.
gullibly believed that a dress code actually exists in this world,
came with her tube top and shorts,
which assisted us in implementing the plan.
that was very helpful.



love playing pranks with this bunch of people.
HAHA
BECAUSE - it always works !

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sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

oh! just before i forget,
here are a few tips i got from my dear friends on methods to release your first constipated waste!
*winks* good things are to be shared...

1. push, push hard, the good old way passed down from generations to generation.
2. seat on the cold toilet tiles and feel the waste shiver in your ass.
3. contract hard and release your butt, or is it your asshole, in a way training your ass muscle.

maybe its just my conservative mind that blocked the access of these information into my system,
i find the sipping of laxative-content tea more suitable for me.  ; )


life never ends with a FULL STOP.
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yes yes as the title suggests,
Shanghai didnt end with a dot.
but with an exclamation mark !
plain words alone cannot define what we had gone through.
nor would you like to read a thousand words on them.
i can only say,
Shanghai is growing faster than me, i cant catch it.

"Dude, its crazy out there!" -Greg Tan

trapped in the rain,
almost knocked down by bicycles,
fired up fire works,
got called into some scary room at airport to get lighter consfiscated,
black and white moments with lynette,
witnessed quarrel with locals,
constipation for 7 days to finally release black waste with what seemed like oil!



at the end of the day,
although we are back on our daily confortable SBS bus rides,
travelling to wherever we are destined to go on this little island,
at the bottom of our little hearts,
we all know that theres a little whisper,
echoing endlessly,
we are all one way or another,
MADE IN CHINA.




private and confidential... shhhhh
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how tiring it was to seat aside and listen to an hour long presentation
presented by the most talented vocals of tb51
chosen by me.
(and of course dearest songhan)
phew.

the findings are great,
the slides were great,
the girls are sexy,
the management is satisfied,
and ms tan's happy.
what more can anyone ask for.

tml will be time for my SHANGHAI flight!!!
cant wait.
i sense havoc and chaos.
worries...

I WILL BE BACK SOON!
.forget me nots.

do or did
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BONNIEEEEEEEE!!!
JUST FOR YOU, meryl streep rocks.

the disance between doing and did is only a 1cm line thickness away.
however what you feel would be a distance too different to measure.

not that i dont know what this feels like.
but what im feeling now is really amplified.
this competition is killing me.
but im holding on to my believe that i would be feeling great after this whole thing is over
because at the end of the day,
i would simply feel that i

just do it.

just did it.

 

its 1 25am now.

WILL BE LEAVING FOR SHANGHAI IN 5 DAYS TIME!

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